Old pJ's
I was going thru some old mail of mine..
and saw these set of jokes, probably these are the oldest pj's running
around
but still when I read them again I was laughing like hell.
The fact is when I read this on Friday afternoon, I was smiling thru out.
Guess these classic ones do have an effect on u aaa??
Check them out...and have fun!!!
Super kadis
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
2)How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and
poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
Marana kadis
1.Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku
Deppavaliy sapda mudiyaadhu.
2.LIC oda 14th
floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
3.Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan melmoochuvangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
4.Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
5.What is the opposite of Arvindswamy
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
6.LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
7.Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.
8.Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
9.Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave
theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
10.Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu,
stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna,
veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
11.Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai
kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam!
Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there! is a way.
12.Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.
13.Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.
14.Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
True.
Here's a really old one.
15.Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
Pin valayium.
16.Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga
enna vangum?
Muchu
Vangum.
17.Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga
theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
18.Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
Nikumo-Nikado
19.Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?
Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.
20! .Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari
21.Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumar, anjara maasam.
22.Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechinda. Yaen?
En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
23.Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board
banpannina.Yaen?
Romba Sax and violins
24.Neil Armstrong yaen romba great ?
Ellarum 1-ikku, 2-ikku pova. Avar 3-ikke poitaar.
and saw these set of jokes, probably these are the oldest pj's running
around
but still when I read them again I was laughing like hell.
The fact is when I read this on Friday afternoon, I was smiling thru out.
Guess these classic ones do have an effect on u aaa??
Check them out...and have fun!!!
Super kadis
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.
2)How do flies communicate?
eee-mail
3)What is the similarity between short circuit and
poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out
Marana kadis
1.Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku
Deppavaliy sapda mudiyaadhu.
2.LIC oda 14th
floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga.Yaen?
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.
3.Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan melmoochuvangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
4.Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?
Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.
5.What is the opposite of Arvindswamy
Arvind-DID-NOT-SEE-ME
6.LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee
7.Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.
8.Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.
9.Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave
theriyalai?
Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
10.Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu,
stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna,
veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.
11.Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai
kelambumbodhu kadal-ai thaandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam!
Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi vittuduthu. Yaen?
Enna, Where there is a will, there! is a way.
12.Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
Promise.
13.Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?
Signal.
14.Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
True.
Here's a really old one.
15.Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
Pin valayium.
16.Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga
enna vangum?
Muchu
Vangum.
17.Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga
theatre Kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.
18.Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?
Nikumo-Nikado
19.Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?
Avar Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.
20! .Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari
21.Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumar, anjara maasam.
22.Oru maami idli-a thalaila vechinda. Yaen?
En-na idli poo pola irundhudhu.
23.Kadri Gopalnath - Kunnakudi jugalbandi censor board
banpannina.Yaen?
Romba Sax and violins
24.Neil Armstrong yaen romba great ?
Ellarum 1-ikku, 2-ikku pova. Avar 3-ikke poitaar.
Thats an amazing list.. Me ROTFL :)
Posted by
ioiio |
11:09 AM
Vijay thanks for dropping by :)
NIkkumo NIkkadho oda chinese version solluren kelunga..
Leaning tower of Pisa va chiense le eppadi soluvanga?
"CHanchikichi.." (konjam nasal soundoda padinga :) )
Posted by
IBH |
5:07 PM
naan unga blog padichittu irukkum bodhu neenga en blogla commentaa.. kalakkunga
Posted by
ioiio |
4:11 PM